#is actually just an unsocilalized feral kitten

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about sometime during the relationship, if they're cuddling and Logan gets too overwhelmed, he'll just straight up bite his arm and hold it the way snow leopards do to their tail.

He's just leaned agasint him with his arm in his mouth, going through this weird cycle of growling, then purring, then snarling because he doesn't understand the purring much (it sounds more like a Rottweilers grumble then actual purring, but everyone else thought it was growling when in reality Wolverines are very chuffy and make odd sounds when pleased)

Wade just keeps petting him (because it's worth it) and telling him its alright.

"That's okay wolvie you can bite me all you want. It doesn't even hurt that much. Ooh my big purry boy. Yes, you are. Oh yes, you are! What a good boy, being all gentle." He praises him for not biting down full force but rather mouthily chewing on him, only biting harder when snarling or gets too embarrassed, which turns into anger.

When things calm down, he lets go, sits up, and crosses his arms. "Im the fucking wolverine!"

And wades like "I know, dear." While cassually tending to the gaping holes in his arm now, trying not to get blood on the couch.

Logan gets all huffy because now hes mad that he cant even chomp someones arm without getting a scrach behind the ear. I mean come on hes THE wolverine, not the housecat...

If anyone on the x men team ever seen this hed kill them, wade, and maybe himself.